Prof, how much would a bus cost*? When would a bus need to leave? And would anyone be interested in travelling by said bus?
These are the questions we need to ask, and quickly, not just dismiss it out of hand because you have a prior engagement. If you can contact the bus company tomorrow morning, we can then determine the answer to Q2 when the fixture details (i.e. kick-off time) are confirmed and then see if a bus is a possibility.
Out of interest, would anybody want to take the bus if we could get one going? If there is one, we need to move fast.
* - Note that I'm asking for the cost from Millers (or whoever), not some random number plucked from the top of your head; you have pulled that stunt too many times before.